tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-209486182008-05-09T01:00:14.066-07:00Malis in WonderlandNick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-52858676772434067982008-05-07T18:17:00.000-07:002008-05-07T18:25:18.800-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I WAS GONNA SEE "SPEED RACER" THIS WEEKEND BUT I DECIDED TO PLAY THE RAINBOW ROAD LEVEL OF MARIO KART 64 INSTEAD.</span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SCJVTk-nwFI/AAAAAAAAAE0/ezjieF6y6iY/s1600-h/speedracer_2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 180px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SCJVTk-nwFI/AAAAAAAAAE0/ezjieF6y6iY/s320/speedracer_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197810714771177554" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SCJVkk-nwGI/AAAAAAAAAE8/lm4Sh73sMWY/s1600-h/MK64_rainbow_road_pic_1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 180px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SCJVkk-nwGI/AAAAAAAAAE8/lm4Sh73sMWY/s320/MK64_rainbow_road_pic_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197811006828953698" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-68810883765058085572008-04-30T22:09:00.001-07:002008-04-30T22:11:52.496-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY EAT THAT GIANT BURNED PEPPER OR GIANT BURNED TOMATO WHEN THEY GET MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD?</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SBlQw9kByLI/AAAAAAAAAEs/cmWuRGv_m00/s1600-h/peppertomato.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SBlQw9kByLI/AAAAAAAAAEs/cmWuRGv_m00/s400/peppertomato.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195272447238195378" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-54589972782400725822008-04-24T16:49:00.001-07:002008-04-24T16:53:22.309-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">WHAT WAS UP WITH SETH GREEN'S EYEBROWS ON LAST NIGHT'S CONAN?</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SBEc-NkByKI/AAAAAAAAAEk/ynol_sBTZZk/s1600-h/sethgreensbrows.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SBEc-NkByKI/AAAAAAAAAEk/ynol_sBTZZk/s400/sethgreensbrows.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192963700453132450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-30579874832329250892008-04-22T01:16:00.000-07:002008-04-22T01:20:02.687-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">THEY'RE ALWAYS AT THE MOVIES, YET I HAVE <span style="font-style: italic;">NEVER</span> SEEN ANYONE ORDER THEM...<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SA2fedkByII/AAAAAAAAAEU/qRtkOY-qjxI/s1600-h/snocaps.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SA2fedkByII/AAAAAAAAAEU/qRtkOY-qjxI/s200/snocaps.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191981291108681858" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-57701553966905094842008-04-21T17:47:00.000-07:002008-05-09T01:00:14.140-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I DON'T KNOW WHO SHOULD BE MORE UPSET ABOUT FLAVOR FLAV'S NEW SITCOM...<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/glXrU00KcN4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/glXrU00KcN4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />The NAACP or the creators of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Fresh Prince of Bel Air</span>?</span></span><br /></span></span>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-55033797251466534052008-04-20T11:08:00.000-07:002008-04-20T11:11:50.689-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN GETTING ALL PSYCHED TO WATCH AN EPISODE OF IRON CHEF AMERICA AND THEN REALIZING IT'S A CAT CORA BATTLE?</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAuHFWHRbkI/AAAAAAAAAEM/Ylnc2rkVTN0/s1600-h/IronChefCatCora-706157-791511.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAuHFWHRbkI/AAAAAAAAAEM/Ylnc2rkVTN0/s200/IronChefCatCora-706157-791511.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191391521379806786" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></span>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-44579430417371821102008-04-16T12:56:00.001-07:002008-04-16T13:00:25.026-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >NO MATTER WHO WINS, WE ALL LOSE</span><a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt1033643/"><br /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://imdb.com/title/tt1033643/"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAZaKIZl6lI/AAAAAAAAAD8/A4jgTyH0v3s/s400/L1000311.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189934750691093074" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-9523630324287977622008-04-14T03:56:00.001-07:002008-04-14T20:38:16.015-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >REDUNDANT BUMPER STICKERS</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAM4pYZl6kI/AAAAAAAAADw/l3sfrEdV3ok/s1600-h/L1000310.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAM4pYZl6kI/AAAAAAAAADw/l3sfrEdV3ok/s400/L1000310.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189053479236528706" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">If you like Interpol, it's a pretty safe bet you're into Joy Division as well.<br /></span>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-26664678197530022792008-04-12T10:56:00.000-07:002008-04-14T20:57:55.764-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >THEY'VE MADE THIS MOVIE LIKE 4 TIMES ALREADY</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAD4CE2EQrI/AAAAAAAAADg/TTkEY02aYK4/s1600-h/made-of-honor-poster.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/SAD4CE2EQrI/AAAAAAAAADg/TTkEY02aYK4/s320/made-of-honor-poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188419485274751666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-2885559710233098162007-07-02T00:26:00.001-07:002007-07-02T12:26:26.157-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >IS IT ME, OR DOES SHILOH HAVE SOME SERIOUS DSLs?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Roio0V0N04I/AAAAAAAAACk/LRs1mB50uNY/s1600-h/shiloh-jolie-pitt-closeup.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 286px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Roio0V0N04I/AAAAAAAAACk/LRs1mB50uNY/s320/shiloh-jolie-pitt-closeup.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082497796650423170" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-79999384398528663122007-07-02T00:23:00.000-07:002007-07-02T00:26:21.739-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MEET THE GARFUNKELS<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Roiof10N03I/AAAAAAAAACc/kinHzkYvkqU/s1600-h/ffclick.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Roiof10N03I/AAAAAAAAACc/kinHzkYvkqU/s320/ffclick.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082497444463104882" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-4132073844511742562007-06-25T10:26:00.001-07:002007-06-25T10:28:16.469-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >CARLTON IS TURNING INTO UNCLE PHIL</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rn_60MhVLbI/AAAAAAAAACU/PUpE5W5gqDw/s1600-h/ffclick.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 244px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rn_60MhVLbI/AAAAAAAAACU/PUpE5W5gqDw/s320/ffclick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080054679318375858" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-73289593537242465422007-06-15T18:11:00.000-07:002007-06-15T18:14:10.252-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >HOW COME QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HUSBAND ISN'T THE KING OF ENGLAND?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnM5PshVLYI/AAAAAAAAAB8/GI2HteZxdGg/s1600-h/gb1997-ElizabethPhilip-GoldWedding04-small.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnM5PshVLYI/AAAAAAAAAB8/GI2HteZxdGg/s320/gb1997-ElizabethPhilip-GoldWedding04-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076464146788461954" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-17954512163891798872007-06-08T00:32:00.000-07:002007-06-08T20:42:53.850-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >DOES <span style="font-style: italic;">EVERYTHING</span> HAVE TO BE DULCE DE LECHE?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmkG9MhVLXI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ZgwTCYeTCPU/s1600-h/ddloreos+007.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 201px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmkG9MhVLXI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ZgwTCYeTCPU/s320/ddloreos+007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073594103612386674" border="0" /></a><br />Also, what was so wrong with "caramel?"Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-5535125698788299112007-06-08T00:23:00.000-07:002007-06-08T00:27:24.332-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >REMEMBER WHEN THIS GUY WAS FAMOUS?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmkESMhVLWI/AAAAAAAAABs/qQMAzr9K26M/s1600-h/nelly-crop.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 248px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmkESMhVLWI/AAAAAAAAABs/qQMAzr9K26M/s320/nelly-crop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073591165854756194" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-23666843908393513102007-06-07T01:45:00.001-07:002008-04-16T13:03:13.884-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >YEESH<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmfFx8hVLVI/AAAAAAAAABk/cXARm1w8wZc/s1600-h/CharlotteRae_Granitz_186892.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 183px; height: 275px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmfFx8hVLVI/AAAAAAAAABk/cXARm1w8wZc/s320/CharlotteRae_Granitz_186892.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073240967106342226" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-52946631701616572082007-06-07T00:56:00.000-07:002007-06-17T11:55:17.002-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >IS THERE REALLY A DIFFERENCE?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnV80MhVLZI/AAAAAAAAACE/H38BTB2ibDs/s1600-h/cow_prod_25min.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnV80MhVLZI/AAAAAAAAACE/H38BTB2ibDs/s320/cow_prod_25min.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5077101391086169490" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnV9FchVLaI/AAAAAAAAACM/ESFaPLVtjzo/s1600-h/cow_prod_1min.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RnV9FchVLaI/AAAAAAAAACM/ESFaPLVtjzo/s320/cow_prod_1min.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5077101687438912930" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-69275975915376952822007-06-06T15:18:00.000-07:002007-06-07T11:35:50.995-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >CAMERON DIAZ IS TURNING INTO KARL MALDEN</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmcy-8hVLQI/AAAAAAAAAA8/n_9YYNM9SC8/s1600-h/cameron-diaz-wrinkled.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 191px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmcy-8hVLQI/AAAAAAAAAA8/n_9YYNM9SC8/s320/cameron-diaz-wrinkled.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073079562235358466" border="0" /></a> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmc5WchVLRI/AAAAAAAAABE/PhRvG_EqbAI/s1600-h/doppmal6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 192px;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmc5WchVLRI/AAAAAAAAABE/PhRvG_EqbAI/s320/doppmal6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073086563032050962" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-46315475261609972042007-06-06T15:10:00.000-07:002007-06-07T01:47:24.890-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE NEXTEL?</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmcxaMhVLOI/AAAAAAAAAAs/_pi1k2rSwQQ/s1600-h/nextel-sprint-big.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 189px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmcxaMhVLOI/AAAAAAAAAAs/_pi1k2rSwQQ/s320/nextel-sprint-big.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073077831363538146" border="0" /></a>Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-55307270914876924102007-06-06T11:04:00.000-07:002007-06-07T11:36:05.553-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MAGIC MARKERS:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmb3ochVLMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/cXidYEeiiIU/s1600-h/shock-magic-marker.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 183px; height: 131px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/Rmb3ochVLMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/cXidYEeiiIU/s320/shock-magic-marker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073014304502262978" border="0" /></a><br />Not really magic.Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-16432610497747796712007-06-05T23:08:00.000-07:002007-06-07T11:35:30.734-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I THINK WILD N' OUT IS FIXED!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmZQIchVLLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/iedWnyaUlT0/s1600-h/top_ten_140.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmZQIchVLLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/iedWnyaUlT0/s320/top_ten_140.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072830136304610482" border="0" /></a><br />Nick Cannon's team always wins.Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20948618.post-54505643947317377822007-06-05T22:32:00.000-07:002007-06-07T11:35:10.975-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE?<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmZNJ8hVLKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4jdHpSJDkFE/s1600-h/wrampage19a1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7WDt4cJUQ5o/RmZNJ8hVLKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4jdHpSJDkFE/s320/wrampage19a1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072826863539530914" border="0" /></a><br />Virgina Tech.Nick Malishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14965689644860083136noreply@blogger.com