I WAS GONNA SEE "SPEED RACER" THIS WEEKEND BUT I DECIDED TO PLAY THE RAINBOW ROAD LEVEL OF MARIO KART 64 INSTEAD.

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY EAT THAT GIANT BURNED PEPPER OR GIANT BURNED TOMATO WHEN THEY GET MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD?

WHAT WAS UP WITH SETH GREEN'S EYEBROWS ON LAST NIGHT'S CONAN?

THEY'RE ALWAYS AT THE MOVIES, YET I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE ORDER THEM...

I DON'T KNOW WHO SHOULD BE MORE UPSET ABOUT FLAVOR FLAV'S NEW SITCOM...

The NAACP or the creators of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN GETTING ALL PSYCHED TO WATCH AN EPISODE OF IRON CHEF AMERICA AND THEN REALIZING IT'S A CAT CORA BATTLE?

NO MATTER WHO WINS, WE ALL LOSE

REDUNDANT BUMPER STICKERS

If you like Interpol, it's a pretty safe bet you're into Joy Division as well.

THEY'VE MADE THIS MOVIE LIKE 4 TIMES ALREADY

IS IT ME, OR DOES SHILOH HAVE SOME SERIOUS DSLs?

MEET THE GARFUNKELS

CARLTON IS TURNING INTO UNCLE PHIL

HOW COME QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HUSBAND ISN'T THE KING OF ENGLAND?

DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE DULCE DE LECHE?

Also, what was so wrong with "caramel?"

REMEMBER WHEN THIS GUY WAS FAMOUS?

YEESH

IS THERE REALLY A DIFFERENCE?

CAMERON DIAZ IS TURNING INTO KARL MALDEN

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE NEXTEL?

MAGIC MARKERS:

Not really magic.

I THINK WILD N' OUT IS FIXED!

Nick Cannon's team always wins.

YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE?

Virgina Tech.