Wednesday, May 07, 2008

I WAS GONNA SEE "SPEED RACER" THIS WEEKEND BUT I DECIDED TO PLAY THE RAINBOW ROAD LEVEL OF MARIO KART 64 INSTEAD.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY EAT THAT GIANT BURNED PEPPER OR GIANT BURNED TOMATO WHEN THEY GET MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

WHAT WAS UP WITH SETH GREEN'S EYEBROWS ON LAST NIGHT'S CONAN?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

THEY'RE ALWAYS AT THE MOVIES, YET I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE ORDER THEM...

Monday, April 21, 2008

I DON'T KNOW WHO SHOULD BE MORE UPSET ABOUT FLAVOR FLAV'S NEW SITCOM...

The NAACP or the creators of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN GETTING ALL PSYCHED TO WATCH AN EPISODE OF IRON CHEF AMERICA AND THEN REALIZING IT'S A CAT CORA BATTLE?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

NO MATTER WHO WINS, WE ALL LOSE

Monday, April 14, 2008

REDUNDANT BUMPER STICKERS

If you like Interpol, it's a pretty safe bet you're into Joy Division as well.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

THEY'VE MADE THIS MOVIE LIKE 4 TIMES ALREADY

Monday, July 02, 2007

IS IT ME, OR DOES SHILOH HAVE SOME SERIOUS DSLs?
MEET THE GARFUNKELS

Monday, June 25, 2007

CARLTON IS TURNING INTO UNCLE PHIL

Friday, June 15, 2007

HOW COME QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HUSBAND ISN'T THE KING OF ENGLAND?

Friday, June 08, 2007

DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE DULCE DE LECHE?

Also, what was so wrong with "caramel?"
REMEMBER WHEN THIS GUY WAS FAMOUS?

Thursday, June 07, 2007

YEESH
IS THERE REALLY A DIFFERENCE?

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

CAMERON DIAZ IS TURNING INTO KARL MALDEN
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE NEXTEL?
MAGIC MARKERS:

Not really magic.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I THINK WILD N' OUT IS FIXED!

Nick Cannon's team always wins.
YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE?

Virgina Tech.